It's so much work though.

You have to really scrub them to get all the lotion and bronzer off. Then given they're absolutely saturated in recreational and prescription drugs you have to brine them for around a week.

Then it's another day in the smoker low-and-slow for something that's honestly not very tasty. They're "ok" if you soak them in BBQ sauce, but it's one of those things people eat just to say they did -- not because they taste good.