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Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans (www.independent.co.uk)

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He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago

No no, they'll just send you to another judge. Instead, you follow the president's OnlyFans. He runs the government, so once you have the government can't do anything to you.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

“Mr. Biden I have seen your butthole, you can’t touch me.”

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

"Mr President, I invoke the Poophole Loophole."

Then with one bound, he was free.

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