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[-] guacupado@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

"Have to go through a union instead of a supervisor or manager."

Like anyone wants to go to an Amazon manager.

[-] NBJack@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago

"Hey Manager Amy Zone, can I have a bit of time off for my leg to heal? It was just partially crushed by a stack of Prime Day boxes."

"Employee 3869310, in the time it took you to get across the warehouse to ask me that dumbass question, you just used up the last of your bathroom breaks for the day. As an act of mercy, here's my empty Amazon Basics Hyrdration Drink bottle. Just try not to piss all over the floor when you use it. Now get your ass back to work!"

[-] const_void@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

That was my first thought. Sounds like a great benefit.

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