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Found it dead in my dishes

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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

Nope, dogs and I both have four limbs, my tail is just on the front.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure whether I would prefer your reply to mean that you have mutant tail on the front of your body or that you believe dogs do not have dicks.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

Pick one, I'm happy with either lol.

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Third option is he is comparing himself to a female dog

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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