the-swift-tricker:
it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think
it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if
some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military
grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look
at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner
you-got-it-capstar:
Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh
I wouldn't see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me
and go "i think he's secretly an award winning journalist"
the-swift-tricker:
"it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!
appendingfic:
Me: "sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*
Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.
spifalling:
People don't even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what
do you expect
livekyoto:
People don't even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless
them.
Source: the-swift-tricker
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IMO 90% of the Tony Hawk stories he made up. Also, dudes a dickhead, he told a child to fuck off when he asked for an autograph at my local skatepark when I was younger.