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How would you fake your death and live after that ?
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this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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Realistically, i'd go to city hall and hand in my death certificate. They'll take it in because they're not being paid enough to care. Then i'd be legally dead. Afterwards i'd go into the mountains and probably die because i don't know how to live in the mountains, but it sounded nice in my mind.
"I'm dead now. Here's my death certificate."
glances up from desk and takes paper
"mm, ok."
But how would you get a death certificate? Where I live, only doctors can sign them/hand them out
Forge it. Governments mostly take paperwork in good faith, and only question it beyond surface level if they are given a reason to.
Fair enough
Step 1. Go to medical school
Realistically? Either bribe a doc or make a fake one.