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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

You only slow down for food and bathrroms>

What about red lights?

Traffic?

[-] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

Nope, everyone in Texas drives like we're playing Burnout: Revenge

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For people wondering, this is true. When you cross the Texas border they automatically attach a small device to your car that allows you to survive any wreck and reset your car to being brand-new!

or at the very least, people here drive like they think this is true.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I didn't wanna say, but I've been to Dallas. You have too many lanes to be coming into mine.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Except for the construction areas of 35, where five lanes will suddenly become two

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