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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 98 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My big ex left me for a rich guy customer she met at work selling high end watches, who dumped her a couple years later. She's now fat and alone at 40.

Her once traumatic "you know this hurts me too" parting line puts a smile on my face now. Sometimes following your exes is fun.

[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago

My ex ran her over the guy she dated after me with her car so bullet dodged...or car dodged i guess.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Bet the sex was dope tho

[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

ding ding

[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Do you know if it was a Dodge you dodged?

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