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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

Step 2: ICE BATH

step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

Step 5: GRIND

Step 6: p90x

Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

Step 8: GYM

Step 9: GOGGINS!

Step 10: MARATHON

STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

STEP 12: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

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[-] Mischala@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 year ago

Q: How do I make more money? A: Scam other's out of their money

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Money always has to come from someone else.

[-] Mischala@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Difference being with honest work, people value your product and it actually does what you are promising.
Scams are not this.

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