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President Biden told reporters Wednesday that Palestinian terrorists have “gotta learn how to shoot straight” — one day after an explosion outside a hospital in the Gaza Strip.

“I’m not suggesting that Hamas deliberately did it,” the president said at Ramstein Air Base in Germany en route back to Washington after visiting Israel earlier in the day.

“It’s that old thing: Gotta learn how to shoot straight,” Biden went on.

“It’s not the first time that Hamas has launched something that didn’t function very well.”

wow, this fucking sucks Joe

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

Biden has sat immobile, his body slowly crumbling, within the White House of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, his shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the White House and a feeble mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

oh shit covid wasn't enough the U.S. is going to latch onto any and all genocides it can to fill those black ships to keep him sustained

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Reminder that the truth of the Emperor eating 1,000 souls a day, something supposed to be so horrific that if the masses learned of it the entire Imperium would dissolve into civil war, is substantially less than the peak daily deaths from COVID in the US (around 4k).

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

It's probably less than the daily deaths from malnutrition, homelessness, and despair. Remember kids, Omelas is a massive improvement

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