This looks like a turtle before they evolved shells
Watch out someone is gonna start following you around complaining to the mods about making death threats lmao
Least safe places on the planet: Palestine and American schools.
At this rate we are gonna be at a school shooting every day.
Cool country. Totally normal.
Sorry I am taken.
Side note why is it that as soon as I start dating someone I immediately start getting relentlessly hit on by hot people.
This dude at karaoke night a few weeks ago did Not Like Us and it was so fuckin good.
First I was surprised they had it in the list and then even more surprised someone actually picked it and even more surprised when he fucking killed it.
they went back to school on Aug 1st
When I was working at a 7-11 a decade ago a friend of mine was killed in a murder suicide by her ex and they had the store open again within an hour of the crime scene cleanup crew leaving and all my boss told me was "you can take tomorrow off if you need to".
mfer died of a heart attack a few years ago and I fuckin hope it was the longest most excruciating heart attack death on record.
Yeah it's a local thing. They have dance parties at a local venue but I have never actually been I just know the folks that run it.
I wanna go sometime but it's way across town and I ain't got a car and it's a long walk.
Well yeah she's my boss that's kinda implicit.
At least she didn't fire me on my third "final" warning for drinking on the clock.
Yes we have a revolutionary socialist disco party.
The disco pin says "We will not leave" in arabic.
Flood of immigrant EVs over southern border threatens US billionaire manchild's job
Love how they do a little victim blaming too