Swap that out for Spanish, and that's me.

4 years of it in high school, and the best I can manage is sounding like a drunk 5 year old that curses with what I'm told is a Mexico City accent because the girl I dated from Mexico City taught me the fun words.

Like, I would have to have a dictionary in front of me to apologize for my bad spanish and be clearly understood. That's how bad my Spanish is. But in my head? I'm all suave and shit. And in my dreams, I'm bloody fluent. Awake? Not even close