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[-] verysoft@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

That's the secret to living long, just don't go grey.

[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Im not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i

[-] verysoft@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

You will be lucky to outlive Bobi.

[-] JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

There's a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that's a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Where do you get your gluten free horses?

[-] nezbyte@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Etsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

At least you have hair

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hair dye is the fountain of youth.

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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