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[-] dan@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

My colleagues having a chat about their favourite tv shows in the operations channel at 7am have entered the chat.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

No @here, @channel, or @$USERNAME, no response.

[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Real pet peeve: people that abuse @here and @channel

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People who misuse @channel face The Wheel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHjHXpFiegA

And by misuse, I mean use it for any other reason than SEV0 & SEV1 incidents or an office fire.

[-] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

an office fire.

You repeat yourself. That's a sev0. And the ticket should be filed accordingly so that remediation tasks can be implemented.

Task 1: Leave building
Priority: 0
Assigned parties: Everyone.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The services aren’t in the office, they’re in the ☁.

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