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I always get dry boogers and they’re impossible to remove when blowing into a tissue.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago

Just pick them, and wash your hands before and after. Then put your boogers in a trashcan. I always wrap a piece of toilet paper around my finger when I pick my nose.

If it's hard to get them by picking, I use pliers in front of a mirror and then put the boogers on a piece of tp which I then throw into the toilet or trash. (Remember that if you use pliers, you need to be careful so that you don't stab yourself with them. Also wash your pliers before & after.)

[-] twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

Please tell me “pliers” is the term for “tweezers” outside the US.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks at the needle-nose pliers on the desk with trepidation

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Needle nose? Those are child's play. Use wire cutters to cut those bad boys out.

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

sometimes the only tool that gets the job done is the jaws of life

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Yes, that's what I meant.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago

If I may dare to ask, just how fucking tenacious are your boogers my friend? Pliers? Jesus fucking Christ!

[-] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just keep a dedicated pair of pliers on a hook in the bathroom, thought this was normal?

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Boogerpliers, right next to the poopknife.

[-] AmidFuror@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

They don't know about the three seashells.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Nobody does. They just threw that into the movie just to make people guess. You can see that over 25 years later, is still works.

[-] AmidFuror@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Next thing you'll tell me is that the empower was naked!

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago
[-] AmidFuror@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Just wait till I break out the leaf blower!

[-] david@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't put toilet paper up my nose - I don't trust other toilet users to not touch the toilet roll and I don't trust the room to not have fecal particles from lidless flushing on things. I don't want tu put someone else's poo up my nose.

[-] ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I know it's gross but is there a real health risk to inhaling fecal particles?

[-] Laalisaaa042@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I think the risk is that possible micro abrasions would be exposed to fecal matter as opposed to inhalation

[-] david@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Well, perhaps it might be possible to catch some tummy bug from someone else, I don't know, but you inhale the fecal particles when you flush anyway I suppose.

The lid stays down all the time (well, in between use) at our house, with the idea that you minimise the amount of fecal particles floating around your room. I know it doesn't eliminate it, but I want to flush as much as possible of the poo and not inhale it, so I insist on the lid being closed.

I'm not claiming danger, I just don't like the thought.

[-] deeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Don't use TP up your nose for a different reason: TP is designed to disintegrate when wet. You end up with toilet paper chunks stuck up there.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

I really hope this is a joke comment.

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