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[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 109 points 9 months ago

DD/MM/YY and YY/MM/DD are the only acceptable ones IMO. Throwing a DD in between YY and MM is just weird since days move by faster so they should be at one of the ends and since YY moves the slowest it should be on the other end.

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Alt text: Meme with a caption at the top saying “No one: Flies:”. Below, there is an image of Patrick from SpongeBob rubbing his hands together with a grin on his face and an eyebrow raised.

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago

That’s not how farming started though. They started farming so that they can feed themselves and their community. It eventually devolved into that, but it’s not how it started.

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I always get dry boogers and they’re impossible to remove when blowing into a tissue.

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[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 32 points 11 months ago

A new method to pirate windows keys activation so you don’t gotta pay for it

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 51 points 11 months ago

Especially since there are people in places of the world that would kill for a vaccine

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 89 points 11 months ago

I don’t know why, but my brain keeps trying to think that the cats are letters and that I can read it.

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These shoot up or down from the sky and leave a trail of smoke. Are these meteors?

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

Exactly, vote with your time and/or money. If you don’t like something, don’t use it. They’ll be people that are fine with it and will use it.

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I’m new to RSS and I’m trying to get into it. I don’t really check out news all too often, so mostly the other parts of RSS. Thanks.

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Most people speaking a certain language don’t view it as gender gender. They view it as grammar. They usually view it as “this word changes the end of the adjective to ‘e’ instead of ‘a’” or whatever rule your language has.

Gender in languages aren’t just, “that object seems female” or “that object seems male” because they are many rules that change the gender of the object even if it looks “manly”. For example, in Punjabi, there’s a rule where if the noun has an “ee” at the end, it will be feminine regardless of its characteristics because the sentence flows better that way in Punjabi.

Languages just have gender because it sounds easier to say/flows nicely, rarely actually because they think a certain object has an actual gender.

-A native speaker of a gender language

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[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is why ~~autistic~~ people in general have trust issues.

FTFY

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago

Every single person on Earth has died/will die after ingesting it.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

I thought you could go blind looking at the sun.

Edit: My title was worded badly. I meant how people don’t go blind. I understand why people look at sunsets, just not how they do blind. That’s my fault.

Edit: Thanks for all the replies and clarification!

Here’s what I learned incase anyone else has had the same question as me, the reason we don’t go blind is that we’re usually looking at the colours of the sky during a sunset and only some few second glances at the sun.

Looking at the sun also doesn’t make us go blind during sunrise and sunset because the light rays have to go through more atmosphere, so by the time they reach your eyes, the rays are weaker. It’s fine to look at the sun for a few seconds when it’s more red than white or yellow.

Again, thanks for all the clarification.

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I come from iOS jailbreaking, and there was a tweak called cylinder that would add custom swipe animations when swiping from page to page in the home screen. I was wondering if there was anything similar to that on android. I’m willing to root if it’s required.

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I would assume people would capitalize their titles in posts since that’s the standard pretty much anywhere else like on YouTube or news sites, and that’s what you learn to do in school. Why is it only different on forum platforms like Lemmy or Reddit?

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

Loads of people will go through withdrawal symptoms.

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

The people inside that building

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 200 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This.

ETA: thanks for one upvote!😃

ETA2: thanks for two upvotes!😀😀

ETA3: woah?! 3?!?!?! thanks for three upvotes!😁😁😁

ETA4: this is more upvotes than I have money in my bank account! thanks for four upvotes!💵💵💵

ETA5: INASANE!!! thanks for five upvotes!😍😍😍

ETA6: I’ve never had more than SIX!!! thanks for six upvotes! 😱😱😱😱😱

ETA7: thanks for seven upvotes! I want to thank my mom, my brother, Jesus, Scott, Bill Gates, and my cat!!!🤗🤗

ETA8: What? Why y’all downvoting me now? Bring it back to seven!😤😤😤

ETA9: Unbelievable. -400 upvotes now. I lost my house, my car, and my job because of this! 😔😔😣😖😖😖😭😭

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