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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

homosexual marriage is the dark harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy that could doom even the strongest republic.

Jesus fucking christ! For a guy harping on about "traditional gender roles" (aka celebrating toxic masculinity and misogyny) he sure is a hell of a drama queen!

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

That's actually the name of my black metal band: Dark Harbinger of Chaos and Sexual Anarchy. Doom the Republic is our latest album.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That better be true. Don’t give me hope.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

No, but here are some quick AI attempts at album art for you:

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A few more tries: Make the Sexual Anarchy! and, my favorite: Dark Harbinger and the Sexual Anarchy 🤣

Spoiler tag because boobies.

spoiler


[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My votes for the last one, I like the white letters. Something tells me Johnson would too.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] CaptFeather@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That last one is sick

[-] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ah I got crop dusted by your glitter, curses!! 😅

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Way to make queer people sound super cool.

[-] TechyDad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Apparently, gay people are so powerful that they can tear down an entire society just by getting married.

Hey gay folks. Want to join up with a straight Jew? I've got a spare space laser here we could use.

[-] accidental@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Mazel tov, mutherfuckers hits the button

[-] stringere@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not gay or a Jew but you had me at space lasers. So that's one cis white male you've already converted to the cause.

Edit to add: oh! I am an ordained minister and have already performed 2 weddings (50% success rate over a 10 year period), so I volunteer to do the weddings.

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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