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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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If you’re terrified of being shot you won’t mind having armed police everywhere.
But that's why I'm terrified of being shot
The only way to assuage your fear of being shot is to arm more people.
Ok, so I'm not crazy.