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Me to my players tonight, they deserve it
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For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
Alchemical Jug for Infinite supply of mayonnaise. Easy.
Funny thing is, there is one kobold in the team that would probably do it. Then offer it to the cheff of the tribe, Linéon Piedléger, a halfelin that is like Gordon Ramsey and likes to taste new meats...
There is soooooo much more you could do with an infinite jar of mayonaise than merely to eat it.
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I was thinking of it as a multi-use replacement for this. Why, what did you have in mind?
Something involving a dragon's dick personnally