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Where is Kevin?
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this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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Eat your freakin pizza
Leaving the box open is akin to murder in my home. You want hot fresh pizza? So do I. Don't leave the box open.
And we can all at least understand when it doesn't get closed after someone takes a slice. Maybe the last person thought someone else was going to get a slice? But a box remaining open with zero slices removed... that's not human.
The next person has to be ready to reach for the slice. I don't care if someone is intending to get a slice. The slice is being grabbed or the box is closed. It's like holding the door open. If it shuts before you're in reaching distance, your timing wasnt correct. It's never rude to shut the box, it always courtesy. This is serious pizza business, and right now our world runs on pizza time. Guess what? It's pizza time.
Leaving the box open results in my cat suddenly going faster than the speed of light and stealing as much as he can from the pizza.
Or even if I leave the box closed and unattended for a minute there will be a huge hole gnawed through the cardboard...