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The Economist has killed satire
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For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.
I really want a prescription to Animals Monthly. That’s sounds fucking sick. I love animals. I love months. Edit:don’t you dare correct me. This ain’t fucking Reddit.
Zoobooks!
Holy shit. I forgot all about zoo books. I’m 38. I remember those goddamn things and they were just as awesome in person as they were on the infomercials
Eat three elephants and one snake daily. If you're still getting stomachaches, call me.
I’d rather deal with my hemorrhoids than eat an elephant, you monster.
*subscription 🤓
Goddamnit!
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