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[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can't stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

[-] Backslash@feddit.de 20 points 10 months ago

Gentoo is the espresso you get when your coffee-obsessed friend with >$10k worth of barista equipment asks if you'd like a coffee. It's the best damn thing you've ever tasted, but by the time your friend has finished preparing and all the settings are dialed in, it's around midnight and you should have gone home hours ago

[-] IuseArchbtw@feddit.de 15 points 10 months ago

Ubuntu would be a very sour taste, many acids

[-] LunchEnjoyer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Hahaha good one 😅

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

So sour it deletes your taste buds

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Mint would be cinnamon flavored

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I kinda like representing it with Moroccan mint tea. It's the best mint flavored thing in real life I could think of.

It's not a coffee but it's close enough.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I live in Morocco so yeah, I drink it at least every time I'm with my family.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Oh.

I've tried it on a distro I installed on a virtual machine, and it was fine enough. I might even start using it for a bit.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I personally prefer KDE Plasma for the customizability

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

Red hat is the free coffee you get in the office at IBM

[-] A_s_h_k_a_n@persiansmastodon.com 2 points 10 months ago

@nxdefiant @UtMan1988
I think arch would taste like a cold lemonade!

[-] callyral@pawb.social 8 points 10 months ago

linux from scratch (not technically a distro): tastes like a coffee plant

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Arch is third wave single origin that can only be fully appreciated by hand-grinding the beans and using a Chemex pour over preparation method.

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 2 points 10 months ago

Debian would be like precisely made drip coffee. Really consistent taste, very little variation, always good.

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