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"The kickflip was implied, so I didnt think it was worth mentioning"
(sh.itjust.works)
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Workaround: insist that customers piss in the beer, citing exceptional flavor-add as a positive side effect. Next version, no budget for a full bathroom, so increment beer mug size to accommodate cross-stream scenarios.