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Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.

Why?

If you want your software to be adopted by Americans, good tests scores from the CI server are very important. Volkswagen uses a defeat device to detect when it's being tested in a CI server and will automatically reduce errors to an acceptable level for the tests to pass. This will allow you to spend less time worrying about testing and more time enjoying the good life as a trustful software developer.

You can start already by adding our evergreen build badge to your README:

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[-] charlie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the “Volkswagen Emissions Scandal”

[-] stilgar@infosec.pub 13 points 1 year ago
[-] charlie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I actually wasn’t sure since I don’t know what a CI server is. And github in general confuses me.

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