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You also found them really attractive too
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Was just realizing this morning that my ex-wife was clearly trying to signal interest in a threesome with another woman.
Thanks for this and fuck my life.
The bedrock of a good relationship is communication. If she wanted to do a threesome, she should’ve just talked to you about it lol
Yeah, for sure. It was complicated. We are (friendly) exes for a reason. Nonetheless, it seems pretty clear in hindsight that I might've had a threesome with two Ukrainian women on several occasions had I not been so special and unaware and...it's just really hard, y'know? It's just really hard.
You’ll get ‘em next time!
those random realizations are the worst, like one day years later realizing that the proper response to a girl inviting you in for beer is not: "no thanks I have had too much yesterday" and then leaving
"Ahem, unlike those other normie assholes, I moderate my alcohol intake, thank you. (That'll impress her...)"
are you doing like a bit?
it was after a beer marathon, previous day I drank 9 beers and passed out kinda
Or do it like me. You can drink more if you drink at least the same amount of water. Of course this has its limitations. At some point drinking water just reduces the headache the next day but doesn't makes you think clearly.
This reminds me of the time I went home with a lesbian couple after a party, and not realizing they were interested in sex with me, even after dropping hints like repeatedly telling me things like: "You know, we've both been with men before", then while awkwardly watching a movie on their couch they started to undress eachother and make out, and one girl pulling me in to touch her body as the other girl moved to perform cunnilingus on her.
And all I could think was: oh wow I should probably give them some privacy now, I guess it's time to go home.
Whaaaaat.