516
submitted 1 year ago by abobla@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] swope@kbin.social 46 points 1 year ago

Is porn intake measured in sieverts or mW/cm² or what?

What level is considered safe?

Asking for a friend.

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Npps aka Naked People Per Second

[-] ironhydroxide@partizle.com 6 points 1 year ago

Not to be confused with NiPS. (Nipples per second) Which indicates how many definitely female nipples are in view per second. This is a better metric as many scenes are shown with partial clothing and therefore don't get counted in the NPPS metric correctly.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Ahem, they are called "female presenting nipples"

[-] runeko@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago
[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

With this guy, it's more like megapervs.

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The equivalent of 3 McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed in their playground ball pit per week

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I think the SI unit is faps but the Americans still use yanks.

[-] Damaskox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I come to think about ajph (arousal jumps per hour) 🤔

this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
516 points (96.4% liked)

Not The Onion

12195 readers
578 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS