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[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

I maintain it would have been funnier to train monkeys to trade stocks. They could go around in little suits and wear a fez

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

you can arrest monkeys though, so i see why they've done this

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

monkey prison labour. also I don't think an animal can legally be responsible for anything

and just replace the monkey trading stocks

an economic miracle

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

eco-porky hire this man!

i firmly hold we should arrest animals because its funny, but it's usually illegal in modern jurisprudence

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