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this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Why? You could just orient it the other way and it would be fine.
It's so you can be sick in the sink.
A little bit closer and you can shit, shower, and shave all at the same time.
It's doable just... messy.
Oooh, so convenient.
Having been in a few Turkish toilets with questionable sink/toilet proximity/orientation whilst unsure which end was going to go next, I have appreciated such convenient conveniences.
Idk who in the world pukes into the sink. Seems like you're risking a clog that is going to suck to fix. Pro tip: keep a trash can in your bathroom in the event you need to shit and puke at the same time. Then just dump the puke into the toilet.
As I have found out, if it's coming out both ends like hot water, there's nothing to clog a sink.
Idk man, when my meals aren't digested all the way because it's from my stomach, it can be pretty chunky. I've also done both at once and a bucket is easier and more comfortable than leaning over the sink anyway.
A poo with a view đź‘Ś
Only if you sit on the toilet backwards like some sort of animal.
Dude where else do I put my comic book while pooping?
looks like the photo has a serious amount of fisheye effect going on (those floor tiles are probably square in real life no?). i'm not sure it'd fit at all the other way, let alone with any room to move past it...
That's more like a very long stall.