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Befriend the ape creature (startrek.website)
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[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My dog is going through puppetry and has reverted and started pissing on things. We are not currently best friends.

My dog deliberately goes out of his way to step in the shit he just took. We are not currently best friends.

My dog has decided that cat shit is a delicacy. We are not currently best friends.

My dog has decided that legs don’t have to consent. We are not currently best friends.

I have decided to donate his testicles to the local veterinarian. We will be even, we will be best friends again.

But, if you insist, here my dummy for your viewing pleasure.

Edit:

I thought this was the post about wanting pics of pets. I’m as dumb as my dog is. :p

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

There doesn't need to be a reason in order for you to share pet pics. Post them as much as you want.

[-] anonymoose@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago
[-] PeWu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Bombastic side eye

Oh god, that photo is great. And I'd be thrilled if ALL lemmy threads had pics of pets, so no harm done!

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