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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago

Taylor Swift shit in my pants, drank all of my wife's skim milk, and told my boss to fuck off after forgetting I had a presentation on Monday. How or why she keeps doing these things to me, I'll never ~~no~~ know.

Ffs, she's even putting typos in my Lemmy posts!

[-] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 25 points 1 year ago

lol Taylor Swift stole my pic-a-nic basket and ran off singing something about being smarter than the a-ver-age bear!

[-] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

Taylor Swift turned me into a newt!!

this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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