Some people would argue the social offense of theft outweighs any personal benefit. Yes, those people are heartless morons, but there are MANY heartless morons (and worse) in the world. It only gets worse with actual gray areas, like self defense and assisted suicide.

Assisted suicide is especially hilarious to make "intolerant". You don't want to live? Well that's illegal, and now we're going to make your life even worse!