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submitted 2 years ago by ace@lemmy.ananace.dev to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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My fancy bidet air dries.

I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago

Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere.. if flushing spreads it, can't imagine what an air blower does.

[-] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago

You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don't just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that's the point of a bidet).

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