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[-] interceder270@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago
[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, should we tell them? Do they know?

Am I going to die?

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Only if you are 30+, which is considered old enough to die, as back pain starts to manifest.

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

...i slipped down a wet flight of stairs fifteen years ago, in my late thirties, and took the typical six weeks to restore my mobility, six months for full recovery...

...after fifty, though, as i was leaning over one day, my spine decided to just let go and has repeated the exercise four times since: i'm pretty sure that's when my factory warranty expired...

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

It depends. Are you ever planning on being old?

Eww and get wrinkly? No thanks

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

He has two dead older siblings, and one dead younger sibling. He can drop dead anytime now.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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