...okay, that's pretty funny: well-played, lads, well-played...

...some folks consider god to be agender, or all genders, so there are no small number of works which employ female personification...

...how about blaming trashy ~~fast~~ slow food priced higher than table service at a proper sit-down restaurant?..

...every time you link to xitter, elon drowns a puppy...

...no longer afford?..man, the last proper vacation i took was in nineteen-ninety-mother-f*cking-eight...

Pew! Pew! Pew!

1. Move to Missouri
2. Marry a bunch of women and get them pregnant
3. Tell them about each other
4. Stream the fights on TokTik or something
5. Profit