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"I never meant to hurt him, only kidnap and potentially murder his wife!"

In his defense, the article does a much better job of explaining the apology than the headline

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I read your comment and it made me stick my dick into a light socket.

Thanks ;-)

[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Neon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Sparkly and smelling ever so slightly like barbeque

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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