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“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”

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[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

for anyone just randomly seeing this on lemmy, the beaverton does indeed do satire

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