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“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”

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[-] pbjamm@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

The Beaverton is a satire site like The Onion.

This is a funny take, but not to be taken literally.

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