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[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 41 points 11 months ago

Sharks never went to church either, and they’ve survived all five of the extinction events.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

They do go to church actually. All surviving species do. You were just so absorbed in your sinful activities that you never took the time to learn more about them.

[-] abeojeht@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 11 months ago

He died for their fins

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

The First United Church of Chomp

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The Eucharist is surfer blood and sea biscuits.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

The ocean is god's blindspot.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Because the ocean has other gods.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Also dinosaurs were around for about 160 million years .... our species ancestors have only been around for about two million and the ones that even remotely look and act like us have only been around for about 50,000 years.

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