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[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

[-] marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 10 months ago

I mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.

[-] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 21 points 10 months ago

You really need to find a new ice cream shop

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Out of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

a) salty and sweet is a good mix

b) you get the nuts anyway for free

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Huh? Pralines are basically just caramel and pecans.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

But I bought you a gun rack...

[-] Jasonw911@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack

[-] rckclmbr@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

You'd better be careful or you're going to lose me

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Well sure, those come later. Now they don't have to think about gifts to give later.

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