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[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Alright. That’s even dumber than the beer thing a while ago. Let me try to guess what’s next.

Bacon. You see, more and more people from Muslim families say „fuck it“ and try out bacon. Conservatives, with that giant hole in their heads, will demand from the manufacturers to not sell bacon to muslims and ex muslims. The manufacturers will say „whatever“ and so the boycott starts. It will last for like 5 days and bacon sales will rise in the meantime.

If this doesn’t happens in the next two years, I will open and moderate a furry community.

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 24 points 11 months ago

I think you're a furry because Muslims aren't going to start eating pork in large numbers. However, what if they found a way to turn pigs gay?

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

So when you open your community, what’s it going to be named?

[-] PullUpCircuit@iusearchlinux.fyi 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It had better be baconpromise.

Edit: "I had..." makes no sense.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Why wait two years? Be satisfied if your own skin, even if it has fur on the outside!

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