Alternatively, you could go the hybrid route as those are arguably better for most people. Plus their batteries are often large enough you can get 20-40 miles of all electric driving. That alone covers over 95% of all people's trips.
There are a few options in that category. I believe Toyota's Highlander is a 3 row hybrid. I think Hyundai's new Santa Fe also has a hybrid power train with 3 rows. The Mazda CX-90 is another viable hybrid. Though Idk if that officially released yet.

But yeah, in terms of pure 3 row EV's, we're lacking.

Honest question, what about the buzz-e?

Wait list for the EV9 is already over a year and it just became “available” in Canada.

You're not wrong. A model X would also fit your bill, but last summer they were stupid expensive. Prices have come down a bit. I would suggest buying any car consider the total cost of ownership, not just 'stretch a bit to avoid gas'. Gas cars need oil changes, tune-ups, belt replacements, and various other maintenance. EVs require very little. Also, if you need more than 5 seats, don't shun the 'humongous' SUV. You're literally in that market.

But for someone in the market last year, you were pretty fucked even I will admit.

I do wish somebody was making an electric minivan. Closest I'm aware of is Chrysler has a Pacifica plug in hybrid. And now there's the ID.Buzz coming out soon.

Oh for sure. There's a whole industry of them, and they all milk Uncle Sam for everything the taxpayers worth with little need to produce real result. Look at SpaceX versus SLS. Well it's true that SLS design was handicapped by Congress requirement to use old shuttle parts, the result is still a giant boondoggle that is very late, tens of billions over budget, and best case is going to cost $2 billion for each launch (which can only happen once every year or so). Meanwhile, all SpaceX expenditures to date including development of Falcon 1, Falcon 9, Starship, Super Heavy, Merlin, Raptor, and construction of an entire spaceport in Texas, have cost them by most estimates less than Boeing took to design one rocket. SpaceX is launching Falcon 9 twice a week. And to compete with SLS, once Starship is online it could theoretically launch once a day for $20 million rather than once a year for $2 billion.

Private sector can be efficient, but only when their own bottom line depends on efficiency. When there's cost plus contracts involved, it really doesn't.

Other car makers have adopted that charger, I'm sure they would grab those up.

Strong disagree. Let's say Tesla stock collapses. They are still a very profitable company with a product that sells well. So unless they're finances are structured in such a way that makes a stock price collapse catastrophic, they would continue to sell cars. They're charging network is actually one of the most valuable things they have. It's taken them a decade plus to get that infrastructure installed, there are more stations and stalls than all other charging networks combined in the US. That's why just about every automaker has pledged to adopt the Tesla charging connector. They recognize that pinning their EV future to Electrify America's shitty unreliable network is not a success strategy, and part of the reason their EVs aren't selling is because public charging on road trips is a nightmare.

So no, those stations aren't scrap. They're insanely valuable. Even if you assume something horrible happens to Tesla and everybody decides not to adopt that connector, the stations can be easily retrofit to use the CCS connector that other automakers use currently.