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reason number 5 to live in an apartment far from any houses, mowing happens like once per month or so and at worst it gets you out of bed when you should be up anyways.
and of course, if the neighbourhood is a concrete jungle there is no mowing whatsoever!
Reason number 1 to not live in an apartment, elephant neighbors.
And their friends / coworkers who show up at 5am and decide the appropriate way to let them know their ride has arrived is by honking.
One of my old neighbors was a truck driver and he would honk to his wife every day before leaving. At 4am.
That neighbor and I would have had words because that's inconsiderate as fuck.