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I've been robbed!
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*Proceeds to talk about floppy disks
How long do you think digital computers have been around?
They've existed in at least two centuries
Hush! Don't point it out! Lure him into a corner and steal his time machine!
For centuries. Justification: Jesus was dead for three days: from Friday afternoon (3pm?), day 1, through Saturday, day 2, and into Sunday early morning (6am?), day 3. Total elapsed time 39 hours. Digital computers were around last century (19xx) and this century (20xx), which is two centuries by the same logic. Also two millenia, but I find "centuries" a more satisfying word. Colossus went into operation in 1943, so that's 80 years elapsed time.
Fails to recognize exaggeration, thinks they're clever.
Fails to aggerate, fails to be taken seriously