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Unsurprisingly the Muskrat lied about everything else too wojak-nooo

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[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Sex mode would be what he calls the button that lays the seats all the way back.

A built in bong would rule. Just hope the low quality assurance didn’t miss it getting contaminated with exhaust.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

"Dude, disconnect your bong! I told you not to buy an Elon Truck!"

"What are you talking about?"

"This morning a guy in LA took a big toke and his lungs caught on fire and he died a horrible death. He was Tiktoking at the time. It went viral."

"That would be a serious quality control issue if in fact—"

"It sounds to me that you need to be deprogrammed."

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Inb4 Elon creates a combustion model to deflect the narrative, the carb is located in the gas tank so you’re getting extra diesel while you smoke that diesel cuz we heard you liked diesel, dawg.

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