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lol, the Bazingatruck starts at $60,000 (www.reuters.com)

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Unsurprisingly the Muskrat lied about everything else too wojak-nooo

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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

That would be in keeping with all these HECKING EPIC features Teslas have: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modelx/en_us/GUID-79A49D40-A028-435B-A7F6-8E48846AB9E9.html

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Fun can come in surprising ways. Select your preferred fart style and target seat. Use your turn signal or press the left scroll wheel when you’re ready to “release” your prank. For those lucky vehicles equipped with a Pedestrian Warning System, you can choose to broadcast externally when your vehicle is parked. But wait-- the fun doesn't stop there! Use the mobile app to conduct remote emissions testing by touching and holding any of the four quick control buttons and selecting the fart button.

God fucking damn it.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

This is from the mind of a 50 year old who many consider some kind of supergenius.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I wonder what percentage of Tesla drivers follow this warning.

Warning

Use these features only when Model X is parked. Always pay attention to road and traffic conditions when driving. Using these features while driving is illegal and very dangerous.