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[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago

The first time was when I accidentally cut myself with a new knife while trying to chop a cabbage. Thankfully due to quick reflexes, it wasn't a serious cut, but I remember for just a split second that old childhood instinct of looking around for the adult kicked in... right before I remembered I was the adult, and was the one in charge of the situation.

After that I just got myself plastered up and was groovy. Still have the scar to this day to remind me of my green nemesis.

[-] geomela@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

A bit harsh blaming it on the cabbage tbh.

[-] Krzd@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Nah I'm with OP, it was clearly the cabbage's fault.

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