I think you're expecting some women to show up and argue with you like this is drive time FM radio with Wacky Bob the DJ but all you're going to get is dudes trying to act like they won because they get mad at the word hygiene and piss on the seat when they leave just to spite you.

Yes, when they leave. They won't put the lid down without a gun to their heads, but they'll hold one last bit of tinkle just for you.

This joke needs a more appropriate venue, is what I'm saying . Nobody here actually cares about the subject.