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[-] KuraiWolfGaming@pawb.social 23 points 11 months ago

I'm shitting in the shower.

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Aw! I'm shitting in the sink!

[-] FluminaInMaria@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

I'm squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.

[-] June@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead.

10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.

this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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