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xkcd #2862: Typical Seating Chart
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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
don't be ridiculous... wait what? pilots are being replaced! with caught cows! why argue!
Cows are the new AI. They will take all of our jobs.
Take your angry upvote and go make cheeseburgers :|
Though that does make one wonder... Cows with guns versus SkyNet?