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[-] Hector_McG@programming.dev 71 points 2 years ago

Program in assembly, 40 columns is plenty. You just need an awful lot of rows.

[-] giloronfoo@beehaw.org 35 points 2 years ago

Same monitor, just rotate it.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

If you don't use a vertical monitor I don't consider you a real programmer.

[-] interolivary@beehaw.org 38 points 2 years ago

Joke's on you: I don't consider myself a real programmer either

[-] Jocker@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

We need the same monitor, vertically!

[-] taldennz@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 years ago

The Samsung 55" Oddity in 'cockpit' mode has you covered.

[-] rmam@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Samsung 55" Odyssey in cockpit mode.

Oh god, that is awful.

I want one.

[-] learningduck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Just think of that hurt my neck. Imagine have to constantly look upward.

[-] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

As someone that first learned to program in 8008 machine code, you aren't really wrong, but formatting is and always will be for the weak.

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